United Kingdom
Big FiveArtist
Look Mum No Computer
Sam Battle
b. 1989
📍 Grantham
He has been running a YouTube blog with musical experiments for many years.
Country
Bookies expect:
Win <1%
5× winner
In the United Kingdom, the contest has a large fan base, but the country’s songs are rarely popular. The phrase “0 points to the United Kingdom” has become a meme.
Song
Eins, Zwei, Drei
This is the UK’s first song in 70 years that is not entirely in English.
For Bulgaria, the United Kingdom, and Switzerland, the staging and choreography are directed by Fredrik Rydman, who previously directed Sweden in 2015 (“Heroes”, 1st place), Finland in 2023 (“Cha Cha Cha”, 2nd place), and Switzerland in 2024 (“The Code”, 1st place).
Kill J, who has previously written many other Eurovision songs, is a co-writer on this year’s entries for the United Kingdom, Luxembourg, and San Marino.
Eins, Zwei, Drei
| So sick of doing the whole 9 to 5 | |
| I pay my dues, I'm just stayin' alive | |
| And I'm so bored of it, bored of it | |
| Oh, what's the point of it, point of it? (Oh, ja, ja, ja) | |
| A paracetamol to quench the pain | |
| The office cubicle has trapped me again | |
| Am I a mouse in a cage, am I | |
| D-d-d-demotivational? | |
| Ah, if only there was a language | |
| That I could count in | |
| That would make me feel better (Oh, ja) | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| Darlin', I need something salty | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| With a slice of pepperoni | |
| I'll pay, you can owe me | |
| That'll be a pony | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| I'm comin' back to life | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| Got me feeling okеy-dokey | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| Goodbyе drudgery, hello me | |
| So light you can throw me | |
| Kill at karaoke | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| I'm coming back to life | |
| Countin' in English doesn't cut the mustard | |
| So sick of munching roly-poly with custard | |
| I'm so bored with it, bored with it | |
| Oh, what's the point of it, point of it? (Oh, ja, ja, ja) | |
| I've always been a fan of aviation | |
| I'm jumpin' on a plane to another nation | |
| And all my pounds, they feel counterfeit | |
| I need some euros to counter it | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| Darlin', I need something salty | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| With a slice of pepperoni | |
| I'll pay, you can owe me | |
| That'll be a pony | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| I'm comin' back to life | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| Got me feeling okey-dokey | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| Goodbye drudgery, hello me | |
| So light you can throw me | |
| Kill at karaoke | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| I'm comin' back to life | |
| Eins | |
| Zwei | |
| Drei | |
| Eins, zwei | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| Darlin', I need something salty | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| With a slice of pepperoni | |
| I'll pay, you can owe me | |
| That'll be a pony | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| I'm comin' back to life | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| Darlin', I need something salty | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| With a slice of pepperoni | |
| I'll pay, you can owe me | |
| That'll be a pony | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| I'm comin' back to life | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| Eins, zwei, drei | |
| I'm comin' back to life | |